Jack and the Crack

Once upon a time there was a boy named Jack. At age 13 Jack got hooked on crack. Jack knew what he was doing was totally wack. At this rate he was going to end up living in a shack. His mother and father had disowned the little boy, because he was no longer their bundle of joy. When Jack came home his parents had kicked him out.  Frighten and enraged he began shout. “Mother, Father how could you do this to me? “ We will let you back in when you are crack free”.  No one saw Jack after that day. This is a sad story about a crack addicted run away

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I’m writing this at Leopard Forest Café in Travelers Rest. It’s kind of relaxing the smell of coffee and the chatter of people. I really wish I would of brought my head phones with me so I could listen to my iPod because I’m going to be here for a while. I have an 8 page paper to write due on Thursday, then another paper due on Tuesday, and a rough draft due on Friday before spring break. I have 2 midterms this week. One in military history, and another in math.  I really can’t wait to get this week over with.

Germ- ex is bad

When I was in the tenth grade, my friends caught me on fire in my chemistry class. Well we had a teacher that never really paid any attention to what we did in lab. We started experimenting with germ-x. First we started by setting parts of the counter top on fire. Then we put germ-x on our fingers and set it on fire. It would not start to feel right away because it had to burn through the layer of germ-x first. We just shook the fire out when it started to hurt. The next thing I know is that I have a whole glob of it on my lab apron and was on fire. Well I panicked trying to take the apron off of me and ended up ripping apron off of me. After stomping the fire out, I look up, my arm hair, eyebrows, and most of my head hair is gone. Top it off my friends left me in the lab alone on fire to die, with working fire extinguisher and fire blanket in the room.  

Beauty and the geek dance. also crazy boyfriends

Well I’m going to this dance with my girlfriend tonight, themed beauty and the geek. My girlfriend gave me the geek role. This got me thinking about Steve Erkel. Stereotypical geek right? Wrong, a guy going school eating nothing but cheese asking a girl to marry him every day is crazy, not a geek. Thinking about crazy people made me think, every guy has a story about a crazy ex-girlfriend. Why don’t I ever hear girls talk about crazy ex-boyfriend? Well girl crazy is a lot different than guy crazy so I have concluded that if a girl had crazy boyfriend that probably means he killed her.

NfL Babies

I hate NFL football players, after watching the super bowl last night the players are a bunch of babies. Could you imagine playing football all your life, pee wee to the NFL, and actually making it to the super bowl, the most important game of your life and be that guy who gets hit and injured. I must of saw 10 guys get hit a couple of times and quit the game. You don’t see high school kids at state championships quit, or college players at bowl games, they are motivated by winning and the glory, and sense of accomplishment. Players in the NFL lose their values, and the love for the game. I guess the way they think I get paid either way.

Bumper Stickers and Cherrios

I saw this bumper sticker today “paddle faster I hear the banjo music." I guess I just pictured a couple city guys paddling away from angry mob of hicks, marching with banjos, pitch forks and torches. I just it found kind of funny. The saying if you mess with the king's queens you better watch your ace jack is pretty funny too. I would like to say cherrios don’t actually lower cholesterol and if it did don’t you think the doctor would tell you “don’t worry about those expensive medications just eat cherrios.” I really just think